So a while back I had a random idea while talking to my friends Fetish Jade and Mistress Cassandra about coming on the show sometime. Yes, you read those names right. They’re dominatrixes, and it’s pretty awesome.
Welcome to the art of going off topic for almost a whole show. Sure we always have a flow of stuff to cover, but sometimes our genius come purely off the top of our heads. This was one of those times. Have fun with our unique brand of stupidity.
We told you we would get you mega babe Colie Jacks, and boy did we deliver with our interview with her this week. Find out what got her into Twitter which lead to her becoming the phenom she is. Get the full story that none of you pervs knew before.
We also recap Nick’s hell at the car lot trying to get a new ride. Kevin has a relapse in his anger management progress as he goes in a rage over pepperoni pizza and grocery stores. And Dave Mustaine of Megadeth makes headlines with us as he’s back in the news saying more stupid things that we’ve come to expect.
And yes, we have Colie Jacks. That is the most important thing this week anyways!
Here we are with a new week and a new episode. We planned on having Colie Jacks with us, but had to bump to next weekend due to schedule conflicts. As always, we improvise and move on, and make you fuckers laugh.
Big ups to indienation.fm for having us on their weekly rotation Sundays at 10PM central time.
In the weekly news, our neighbors are hick idiots, some people saw some meteors, and Club Applebee’s is possibly the dumbest idea ever. They should have had Nick in The Bourne Legacy since they didn’t have Bourne in it. The ass grabbers are invading Wal-Mart, and someone forgot to tell ICP that they’re irrelevant.
The NFL is back baby!!!! Life actually make sense again, even if it is just pre season.
Nick also shares in the horrors of getting icy hot on your genitalia, along with a sad moment over the retirement of porn star BiBi Jones.
Nick and Kevin are also trying to get back in shape because apparently being unhealthy can kill you or something. Exercise also leads to the most ridiculous conversations about masturbation we’ve ever come up with.
We’re joined this week on our first show back from some time off by Jennie and Jenn. Big thanks to Jenn for taking the time to join us so late when she had shit to handle the next morning.
We’ve all seen the Chick-Fil-A news over the last couple of weeks. Instead of picking a side, we decide to just rant on both sides of the stupidity of the whole situation.
The NFL is back!! It is a glorious time!
We also recapped highlights from the last few weeks of our absence. It’s always good to catch up right?